“After a while, just talking to them was no longer enough.”
well shit is this a horror movie
“You can’t trust someone who thinks you’re crazy.”
okay
“I don’t know, something… not naked.”
So the movie about my life is not a porno, I can deduce that much.
“Thou art dung, Dupre.”
everyone go home I win
“Listen, like I told your captain, that orphanage attacked me.”
Apparently orphanages have some grudge against me. Or maybe it’s the other way around.
“I just need to stitch up a hole in the butt, and I’ll give it back to you.”
-Mary Jane WatsonAccurate.
“Basically I’m an optimist. Intellectually I can see man’s balance is about fifty-fifty, and his chances of blowing himself up are about one to one. I can’t see this any way but intellectually. I’m just emotionally unable to believe that he will do this. This means that I am by nature an optimist and by intellectual conviction a pessimist, I suppose.”
William Golding
I’ll allow it
“The sun is setting in the sky; Teletubbies say good-bye.”
no. nononononono. no.
“The most dangerous moment comes with victory.”
Not bad…
“You could have been a tax accountant. You could have owned your own gym. You could have opened a chain of restaurants. You could’ve done of a thousand things, but in the end, you chose to protect people. You made that decision, and I find that very, very interesting.”
…oh my god. ohmygod. AM I IN A SUPERHERO MoVIE?! ‘CAUSE I MIGHT JUST DIE OF HAPPINESS.
“Before you can steal fire from the Gods you gotta be able to get coffee for the director “
I have learned, as a rule of thumb, never to ask whether you can do something. Say, instead, that you are doing it. Then fasten your seat belt. The most remarkable things follow.
“Which do I prefer? Sex or chess? It depends on the position.” ~Boris Spassky
^That is the most fabulous quote I’ve ever seen
Bob had bitch tits
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